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The Watchmen Lightbulb jokes series...
Q. How many Ozymandiases does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 2. 1 to change the bulb, and 1 to kill the comedian.
Q. How many Comedians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. The Comedian died before you switch on the bulb and realise its fused.
Q. How many Rorschachs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 3. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to adjust the mask and 1 to write it down in the journal.
Q. How many Rorschachs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 1. But the bulb has to stare into his mask and tell what it saw.
Q. How many Silk Spectres does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. She can convince Dr. Mahattan to do it over a distance.
Q. How many Dr. Manhattans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. Dr. Manhattan glows in the dark, remember.
Q. How many Dr. Manhattans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Depends upon how confused the Tachyons leave him.
Q. How many Nite Owls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 7. 1 to change the bulb, 2 to sulk about a crap uniform, and 4 just to look stupid.
Q. How many Comedians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 2. 1 to change the bulb and 1 to fool around with the flamethrower.
Q. How many Silk Spectres does it take to turn on a lightbulb?
A. 1. She turned Dr. Manhattan on. How tougher can a lightbulb be?
Q. How many Dr. Manhattans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Adrian, stop this. The tachyons were clever. But even if I can't predict if the bulb is fused or not, I can convert it to a new one. I should thank you. I'd almost forgotten the excitement of *not* knowing. The delights of uncertainty.
... Continued
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